Drat! My plans for world domination have been thwarted! I have stopped growing. Mum says I have not put on any weight for five weeks! She says it is probably because I was starving and ill on the streets when I was born, and it has stunted my growth. I am still the smallest in the household, although when I first arrived in January I was only .8 kilos and now I am 2.1 kilos because I put on virtually 100 grams a week. But not any more! I know I have a big purrrsonality, but a bigger size would really help when I ambush the Big Black Dog and the others. What can I do? I eat as much as I can...mmmnn can I rule the world if I am small?
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